it happened a few days ago. it was in one of the toilets which i almost entered. i saw it. and sensed its wonderful smell. like some reflex action, i terus 'sprang' out from the toilet and went in to the other one. *darn thing*
well, i thought staying in the first floor and far away from kitchen area and rubbish bins would at least save me from them, and lessen the chances of bumming into them.
anyway, back to the it.
this evening while i was about to shower, i saw it again! *i think it's the same it*
it almost came into my cubical and i managed to shoe it away with pipe water..
wahliao, can you imagine showering and having extra high alert just in case it comes back and attacks you again?? ok, i showered with the speed of thunder and cepat-cepat went back to my room.
coming to the 3rd encounter... *i still think it was the same it coz' they looked the same.*
sitting at my table, suddenly something fell on my right foot. eeew, i thought it was moth or something like that and so i just forgot about it. until...
about 20-30 minutes ago...
wahliao, suddenly a black thing just dashed across underneath my roommate's chair. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. damn it, it's a cockroach!!!!! my first response is always to give them a hot shower of blessings. too bad, the water was not hot enough. and it ran up and down. thank God it stopped for a while, giving me enough time to figure out what to do next.
Jiaaaa: oh my god, oh my god, water is not hot enough. how how how how?????
then i thought of my almost-finishing-body-shampoo. so, i poured the body shampoo on it. too bad, bad aiming. *_* but that kinda worked coz its motion became slower...
Gahhh.. and then i did the most gross/grossest thing... since i don't think i am quick enough to fetch some hot water, i was thinking to hit it with something hard ... and i have nothing except the chairs... and so.. i stabbed it with the leg of the chair...
Grossssssssssss..................
the intestines came out.. the appendages came out... the liquid *blood* came out.. it's like the scene someone just got murdered.
and i just finished clearing and cleaning and dettol-ing the crime scene. *_* and felt like disinfecting myself, if can.
oh gosh.. i can't believe that almost every semester i can feed you people with stories about my encounter with cockroaches.
sigh.
ok. it's an hour past my bedtime. good night.
once again,
mission accomplished!
well, i thought staying in the first floor and far away from kitchen area and rubbish bins would at least save me from them, and lessen the chances of bumming into them.
anyway, back to the it.
this evening while i was about to shower, i saw it again! *i think it's the same it*
it almost came into my cubical and i managed to shoe it away with pipe water..
wahliao, can you imagine showering and having extra high alert just in case it comes back and attacks you again?? ok, i showered with the speed of thunder and cepat-cepat went back to my room.
coming to the 3rd encounter... *i still think it was the same it coz' they looked the same.*
sitting at my table, suddenly something fell on my right foot. eeew, i thought it was moth or something like that and so i just forgot about it. until...
about 20-30 minutes ago...
wahliao, suddenly a black thing just dashed across underneath my roommate's chair. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. damn it, it's a cockroach!!!!! my first response is always to give them a hot shower of blessings. too bad, the water was not hot enough. and it ran up and down. thank God it stopped for a while, giving me enough time to figure out what to do next.
Jiaaaa: oh my god, oh my god, water is not hot enough. how how how how?????
then i thought of my almost-finishing-body-shampoo. so, i poured the body shampoo on it. too bad, bad aiming. *_* but that kinda worked coz its motion became slower...
Gahhh.. and then i did the most gross/grossest thing... since i don't think i am quick enough to fetch some hot water, i was thinking to hit it with something hard ... and i have nothing except the chairs... and so.. i stabbed it with the leg of the chair...
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG...!!!!!!!!
each bang with increasing strength.. blow after blow... blow after blow...Grossssssssssss..................
the intestines came out.. the appendages came out... the liquid *blood* came out.. it's like the scene someone just got murdered.
and i just finished clearing and cleaning and dettol-ing the crime scene. *_* and felt like disinfecting myself, if can.
oh gosh.. i can't believe that almost every semester i can feed you people with stories about my encounter with cockroaches.
sigh.
ok. it's an hour past my bedtime. good night.
once again,
mission accomplished!
4 comments:
hahaha... crazee stuff indeed :)
haha.. yes.. it's super crazyyyyyy
=P
ah it's remind me of my encounter with 'it's and it's friend, the rat!!! in 3rd college at 3 am!!!
Scary. Take care jia! :)
okay..izzit happening in A214..haha..coz nvr heard u say it b4
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